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Meet Chris - brand ambassadors

Hiya Chris, How’s ya day been? You’re beard’s looking banging, bro.

Not bad, not bad …………..Thanks mate, appreciate the love.

So, the dreaded question……….. How old are you mate?

41, nearly 42. The horror 😭

Gutted for you mate ……... hahahahaha

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Where are you from?

Born and raised in London but lived in Wales for the last 20 years.

What about your line of work bro, what do you do?

Muscle and eye candy for a security company.

Hahahaha, eye candy……………you certainly are mate.

Anything quirky, people don’t already know, you want to share?

Does being a massive fan of Lawn Mowing Simulator on the Xbox count?

HAHAHAAH…………. that’s awesome mate! Yes, that’ll do.

Any other rubbish you want to get out there?

I have the ability to sense a weirdo at a thousand paces.

Well, well, well……………. I’m sure that certainly has its benefits in some lines of work.

When were you last clean shaven?

Maybe somewhere around 2017? Always had some form of beard since I was 13 though.

13?? WOW……………Bro, you have some solid genetics there.

What made you start your beard journey?

I didn't, my beard started a Chris journey when it realised my magnificence at a young age. It's a symbiotic relationship, kinda like Venom crossed with a Tribble.

Venom and a Tribble …………….. that's pure genius

How many inches are you?

 9 inches. Coincidentally, same as my beard.

Well, I’m sure that has its benefits, brother.

What's your favourite scent we use?

Urban Myth. Perfect for my line of work and it brings all the boys to the yard.

100% mate. Urban Myth has been specifically designed for a more professional feel. The cologne scent isn’t for everyone, but it certainly gives people an alternative option when it comes to work or maybe an evening out. Fantastic choice.

 

Do you have any beard growing advice?

Do, or do not, there is no try. Had to get a Star Wars reference in somewhere 😁

What better way to end this little meet an ambassador ……………… Do, or do not, there is no try.