10 Completely Random Questions We Asked Mr Chili Beard
As bearded men, chances are we have all become use to getting asked some really random questions about our beards.
We caught up with brand ambassador, Fredrik... more commonly and better known as Mr Chili Beard 🌶️ and put him to task on answering some REALLY random questions about his glorious beard.
Here's what he had to say...
If your beard could talk, what embarrassing secrets would it spill about you?
"Probably my late walks around the apartment singing and playing air guitar naked. (Not embarassing for me though....maybe my neighbours)"
What’s the most random item you’ve ever found hidden in your beard? (Bonus points if it was food!)
"An old receipt from my dentist."
If your beard had a superpower, what would it be?
"Beard hugs....like an anaconda."
Would you rather shave your beard off completely for a million dollars or keep it and live like a king on an island of bearded men?
"Hard question.....but i'd be the king. Guess i'd have no use for money then"
Do you ever pet your beard for comfort, like a cat? (And if so, how often?)
"Yes sir! Everyday..while singing "Soft beardy, Warm beardy, Little facial hair Happy beardy, Sleepy beardy, awr awr awr."
If you could name your beard, what would it be? And why?
"Mr.Grey(gray)...not that it's naughty or dirty like in the movie. Mainly cause....it's gray"
Do you secretly judge other men by the strength or length of their beards? (Be honest!)
"Nope, the other way around though...jealousy that i lost in the gene pool"
How many times a week do you get asked if you’re Santa, a lumberjack, or a wizard?
"Not that often, but i heard a family laughing behind my back the other week., telling the kids that santa had a late vacation. (Shorts in october and minus degrees)"
If your beard was a fictional character, who would it be? Gandalf, Hagrid, or…?
"Captain Spaulding from house of 1000 corpses. Would love to hear it say my favorite line "Tutti f*cking frutti"
Would you let your beard babysit your kids? Why or why not?
"Never! The amount of times i have to scream at it ; go wash yourself, moisturize yourself, don't pick my nose....wouldn't trust it with anything or anyone"
Like we said, a list of completely random questions to ask a beard guy.
We hope you enjoyed a few laughs.